Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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