I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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