when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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