careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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