I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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