No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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