Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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