So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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