dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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