Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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