I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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