I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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