The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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