can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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