ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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