it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
