You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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