Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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