I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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