Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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