Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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