I wanna bring you to show and tell
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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