ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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