Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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