coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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