oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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