Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
