Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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