I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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