oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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