no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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