What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
They have beer where we have blood.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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