I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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