Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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