My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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