If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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