is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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