what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
