Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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