She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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