sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
