You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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