if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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