So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
dude. I can hear the air.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Randomize
