i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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