He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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