i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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