Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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