I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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