Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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