ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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