i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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