I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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