I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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